How to Survive an Alien Invasion: 7 Essential Steps

by Nate Bellevue

So those pesky aliens are back at it again, eh? Time to show them you're ready for business
(if that business were alien-removing, that is).
Following my time-tested steps will help you Survive that Alien Invasion in no time!

Step three: Lock your doors and/or windows.

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About the Author

Nate Bellevue is a local Maryland blogger and regional chili cookoff winner. He lives in his motorhome with his 2 cats.

Recent Articles by Nate Bellevue include: Cooking with Butter: 4 Essential Steps The Perfect Hollandaise: 11 Essential Steps Grilling Roadkill: 8 Essential Steps How to Survive an Alien Invasion: 7 Essential Steps coming soon, Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse: 9 Essential Steps