How to Survive an Alien Invasion: 7 Essential Steps
by Nate Bellevue
So those pesky aliens are back at it again, eh? Time to show them you're ready for business
(if that business were alien-removing, that is).
Following my time-tested steps will help you Survive that Alien Invasion in no time!
Step one: Panic.
Step two: Stop panicking.
Step three: Lock your doors and/or windows.
Step four: Cardio.
Step five: Contemplate your existence.
Step six: Locate armor.
Step seven: Grab a weapon.
That's it!
Now you're ready to face down that alien invasion and save the Earth!
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About the Author
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Nate Bellevue is a local Maryland blogger and regional chili cookoff winner. He lives in his motorhome with his 2 cats.
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