About Nate
Nate Bellevue is a local
Maryland blogger and regional chili
cookoff winner. He lives in his
motorhome with his 2 cats.
How to Survive an Alien Invasion: 7 Essential Steps
So those pesky aliens are back at it again, eh? Time to show them you're ready for business (if that business were alien-removing, that is). Following my time-tested steps will help you Survive that Alien Invasion in no time!
- Step one. Panic.
- Step two. Stop panicking.
- Step three. Lock your doors and/or windows..
- Step four. Cardio.
- Step five. Contemplate your existence.
- Step six. Locate armor.
- Step seven. Grab a weapon.
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